A Very Potter Cast - Different As Can Be Soundtrack Lyrics

A Very Potter Cast – Different As Can Be Soundtrack Lyrics [ from “A Very Potter” Musical (2010) ]  QUIRRELL:
You won’t sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won’t sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We’re quite a kooky couple you’ll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We’re just about as different as anyone could be VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year old
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can- VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels) VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha [A Very Potter Cast – Different As Can Be Soundtrack Lyrics]